What's on Hand
Describe your bud using obnoxiously descriptive text- like you're the annoying microbrewery guy of weed. Use funny scenarios to describe what the best activity is to do with this strain. "Pairs well with your fuzzy blankie for an unbeatable sleep" "This is the shit for getting shit done." etc.
Control your buzz with the best bud for your body:
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