DANKTROPOLIS 

BUDS

Text "BUDS" to (xxx)xxx-xxxx 

(Buy yourself a mint mobile burner phone and pre-load it for a year and never worry about not having service/loading minutes/remembering to pay a second bill. My biz uses way less than 2 gigs a month so I paid $180 ($15 a month) and it's good to go until same time next January.)

Put directions for getting in contact with you at the top. Then brief details about delivery or pickup locations. 

Have some flashy text here that describes your company, or a baseline price. 





Put a disclaimer here at the bottom of every page explaining that this is a private club for people 21 and older.